PHPer think themselves superior than Java programmers

PHPer think themselves superior than Java programmers, as show from this picture from lukewelling:

programmer hierarchy

Ok, now I can go around in my school and be smug about the fact I know PHP... and tell all those guys in Computer Science I'm the more superior geek... with better hair...get laid more...funnier then the rest...spell "than" with "then"...

What...a...joke

So, php programmers write spaghetti code AND they're delusional about it.

PHP codes are really

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PHP codes are really nice...
period...

Really, all the interpreted

Really, all the interpreted languages should be at the bottom because they are not really programming.

I mean really, javascript better than Pascal/Java? Also, everyone knows VB programmers are at the bottom of the compiled languages food chain.

all interpreted languages

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all interpreted languages are not programming...
seriously... wtf...
programming are decided by compilation?
If today I write a Lisp interpreter so it's not required to compile Lisp code, Lisp suddenly sucks?
If someone write a javascript compiler, it suddenly rocks?
Crap, java should be in the bottom of the food chain because everyone programmer in the world knows java and also, most of them suck at it.

Yeah, VB and php are too

Yeah, VB and php are too high on this list, and Java is too low.

Java should be in the bottom

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Java should be in the bottom because java is slow + used by noobs.

I reckon since you're a pro

I reckon since you're a pro (or something opposite to noob) you use assembler to write everything? Hey, it is the fastest, smallest, and noobs definitely don't use it. Plus using an argument of someone being a noob if they do is I think preschool level. Ok, maybe even groundschool, I can give you that much credit...

I don't use ASM to write

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I don't use ASM to write everything, ASM is not even a high level programming language.
Java is just too fustrating.
and slow.
and even high school students are using them for stuff... how can I give them that much respect?
Most C programmer at least know what they are doing, so on average, C programmers are better than Java programmers, in my view.

Did anyone notice the

Did anyone notice the comment on the side "Consider themselves superior to"? In which case this means Java programmers are very humble and C and ruby programmers are simply ignorant but not as much as assembler and lisp programmers. It's not a graph of what is better or worse for God's sake...

they should be

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they should be humble.
because they suck.

Wow, you people take this way too seriously

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Programmers with a sense of humour > you

I'm happy I'm one of the

Mgccl's picture

I'm happy I'm one of the people with humor

Java

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Hi

I think java is so difficult to PHP and PHP is easy than to java.

Yes, that's like the reason

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Yes, that's like the reason it's a scripting language.

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