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PHP quine
Tue, 01/02/2007 - 11:16 | by Mgccl
a quine will generate the exact same program as it self, one easy way to create a quine in PHP is by read itself:
readfile(__FILE__);
with this code, any PHP script can be a quine and does not need any human's help. This will be something useful for the PHP Polymorphic Bacteria to keep create itself.
Here is another interesting way to create a quine, but it need the user to create the "DNA", so it can't replicate itself the first script is written.
M: 15.9599914551MB, T: 0.626446962357s, QC: 413, QT: 0.0845508575439s, RT: 0.541896104813s
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Comments
Hello there web
Hello there web programmer.
Just wow, did you even bother to read past the first line of the article you link to? Quines cannot NOT TAKE ANY INPUT, it say so in the second line of the article.
This blog post is EXPERT PROGRAMMER quality.
..Mine is a variation of
..Mine is a variation of normal quines, it's a input enabled quine, it's quine 2.0 with new features and less fat...
of the article absorbed.
thx for telling me that :)
I only read the non-prime lines of most articles, when the line count is n, I get around
Which is amazingly good :)
Sepples
You have angered an EXPERT PROGRAMMER
who are you referring to?
who are you referring to? yourself? and what's Sepples?
The international community
The international community EXPERT PROGRAMMERS1 that took issue with your ENTERPRISE QUALITY quine is best ignored until you can demonstrate you have reached satori.
satori is too far away. This
satori is too far away.
This post is generating some amount of views.
I feel so smart...
SICP
i think SICP is a pretty cool guy. eh creates spells and doesn't afraid of anything.
WTF... everyone is just
WTF... everyone is just bombing this post with random comments.
Look at it this way. On most
Look at it this way.
On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.
Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.
Still, this isn't *that* abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true, and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist. This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond, she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms of two abstract concepts).
Wow.....
This is the dumbest thing I've read in a long, long time. May God have mercy on your soul.
I built so much Karma for
I built so much Karma for this...
I certainly hope you are
I certainly hope you are trolling.
Nope, I'm not. I made a
Nope, I'm not.
I made a mistake, now I know it. so I can't possibly make the same mistake again.
I do not think this
I do not think this <<quine>> is sufficiently ,,ENTERPRISE``. A truly
<strong><em>EXPERT PROGRAMMER</em></strong>would code his QUINE in a real language, like SICP, K&R, or EnterpriseJavaBeans(c) Sepples 2.0 Beta. You have angered the EXPERT PRGRAMMER..,,experts programmers must be
experts programmers must be easily angered bunch of people...
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Yes I am fucqing easily angered and I'm going to
hax your anusuntil it looks like Leah Culver's acne-scarred cleft labia, Mr. web programmer.EVERY THREAD WILL BE TURNED INTO A SHITFEST
NO EXCEPTIONS
FINAL DESTINATION
Well look who is here, the
Well look who is here, the kind of people who think they have power over other people because they can abuse their powers and believe no one in the world can do anything to them.
Sorry, if you hax my site, it only shows that you have no life and also no respect and using your life's energy to hax someone else instead of using the time to help saving world.
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haha, cute
I haven't said anything
I haven't said anything about haxing your website. My powers only concern anii haxing.
Besides, I have better things to do, such as reposting heron stories to keep my pots and pans from being in a mess.
I wonder how is your anii
I wonder how is your anii haxing power...
Please demonstrate.
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HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP
HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY??????????????
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Reprise
"GRUNNUR"
"GRUNNUR"THE FORCED INDENTATION OF
THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE
That's a quine...
In much the same way that you are an expert in copulation.
I can insure you I am no anus!
I can insure you I am no anus!
You're an anus!
You're an anus!
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