It's sad that most math problem don't sexually arouse me anymore.

Some girls only talk to me when they need me for math. What do they think I am? A math slut?

Being good at math directly resulted my lack of social life in high school. Trust me. no one ever draw penises on my notebook.

The amount of mathematical skills are inversely proportional to the period of getting laid. Sorry, I mean frequency.

There is no such thing as numbers, only ninjas in disguise.

Every time you improve at mathematics, Chinese will become easier.
Did I mention I don't mean Chinese as a language?

All we need to do now is convince white girls that Jet Li, Jackie Chan, and Chow Yun-Fat are the archetype of male sexiness and the world will be full of trans-Pacific looooooooove.

According to Ferris Research, spam would cost the world $50 billion, a bit less than Vietnam's GDP. How much better would the world be if I have that money... (Answer:Non. But I won't spend it to annoy peoples' blog.)

It's your responsibility to die() if necessary.

Geeks of the World, Unite. You have nothing to lose but your virginity